“This bed is hard.” “It’s a ‘Recession-proof’ bed. It’s made of recycled cardboard.”
Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I choose to believe it’s funny.