Why did it go up again? Because the F-35 is like a luxury car—every time you look at it, a new “hidden fee” appears.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.