What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The vulture doesn’t take his briefcase to lunch.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
This is why we need the internet.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
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Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.