2009 Classic: The Best Live Action Short

Why did Spielzeugland win? Because even in a short film, the Academy cannot resist a story about the Holocaust.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »

In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »

Why was Civil War technical? Because the sound of a camera shutte...read more »

Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »

Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »

Why was it so funny? Because he treated the A-listers like they w...read more »

In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »

Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »

Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »

Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »

Why were they arguing? To show that even if they're rivals on scr...read more »

Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »

Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »

Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9007/27/1998 15:11In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Iron_Man_Tony08/25/2012 08:49I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Binary_Boy09/24/2001 05:1001001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Salt_Bae_Original04/26/2000 16:29Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Infoseek_Explorer11/14/2004 01:00Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@StumbleUpon_User05/12/1995 21:59I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob02/26/2002 12:58The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@CounterStrike_Pro07/17/2002 20:20Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!