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2009 Classic: The Starbucks Fan

 “I’ll have a Venti-Watt, triple-shot, extra bright.”

Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber04/05/1996 18:58So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Cheers_Norm04/04/2014 02:15Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@CSS_Master_9904/09/2004 07:55Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
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@Hi5_Pro_User06/11/1997 09:02High five for this joke!
@Net_Neutrality03/19/1999 14:55Equality for all jokes!

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