2017 Classic: The Total Solar Eclipse (USA)
Why was everyone wearing cardboard glasses? Because the sun and moon did a crossover episode, and for a few minutes, we all stopped tweeting to… Read More »2017 Classic: The Total Solar Eclipse (USA)
2017 Legacy: The IT Movie
A guy walks into a bar dressed as a clown and holding a red balloon. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Pennywise here. The last… Read More »2017 Legacy: The IT Movie
2017 Legacy: The Women’s March
Why did millions of people wear pink hats in January? To prove that the “Resistance” had a very organized knitting circle and that the first… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Women’s March
2017 Classic: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” mobile now. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Giannis Antetokounmpo MVP Leap
Why was he the “Greek Freak”? Because he led the Bucks in every major statistical category and started making 7-footers look obsolete. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Giannis Antetokounmpo MVP Leap
2016 Classic: The Pokémon GO Sanctuary Raid
The youth pastor spending the first ten minutes of the Sunday service begging teenagers to step away from the baptismal font because a rare virtual… Read More »2016 Classic: The Pokémon GO Sanctuary Raid
2015 Archive: The British Open at St. Andrews
Why was Zach Johnson the “hidden” winner? Because everyone was watching Jordan Spieth try for the Grand Slam, while Zach was busy making every putt… Read More »2015 Archive: The British Open at St. Andrews
2013 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The Chip
2013 Classic: The Blue Jasmine Breakdown
Why Cate Blanchett? For a performance that proved that Chanel and Xanax are the only things keeping the upper class from total collapse. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Blue Jasmine Breakdown
2012 Vintage: The Grumpy Cat Spirit
Finally, an animal that accurately represents how I feel during a Monday morning PowerPoint presentation. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Grumpy Cat Spirit