2008 Classic: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of theories. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Office Password
Why was it “Recession2008!”? Because the IT guy wanted us to remember why we didn’t get a raise. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Office Password
2008 Classic: The MySpace
Why did the blonde try to paint her monitor? She wanted to “customize her profile background.” Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Classic: The MySpace
2008 Legacy: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too convenient.” She misses the days when you had to wait for disappointment to develop. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Digital Photo
2007 Classic: The Paranormal Activity
“I felt a cold breeze!” “That’s just the draft from the window I asked you to fix in 2005.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Classic: The Paranormal Activity
2007 Classic: The Umbrella (Rihanna)
A guy stands under the bar’s AC unit and sings “Under my umbrella, ella, ella…” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Umbrella (Rihanna)
2006 Classic: The Joaquin Phoenix “Walk the Line” Snub
Why didn’t he win? Because the Academy decided that while he sang like Johnny Cash, Philip Seymour Hoffman talked like Capote. Part of the 42… Read More »2006 Classic: The Joaquin Phoenix “Walk the Line” Snub
2006 Archive: The 30 Rock Debut
Why was the ghost trying to manage a late-night comedy show? Because Tina Fey arrived to tell us that “I want to go to there”… Read More »2006 Archive: The 30 Rock Debut
2006 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2005 Archive: The Scooter Libby Indictment
Why was the VP’s Chief of Staff in trouble? Because in 2005, “Leaking a Name” was a crime, unless it was a leak about a… Read More »2005 Archive: The Scooter Libby Indictment