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1997 Vintage: Verity (AOL 4.0)

 Why did we love the “Welcome!” voice? Because in 1997, hearing a computer talk to you was the closest thing we had to living in Star Trek.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1997 “Unsinkable & Unplugged” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_K04/26/2001 19:18We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Steve-O_Wild11/08/1999 02:21Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@DragonBall_Z_G03/25/2005 23:24His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
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