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2006 Classic: The Joaquin Phoenix “Walk the Line” Snub

Why didn’t he win? Because the Academy decided that while he sang like Johnny Cash, Philip Seymour Hoffman talked like Capote.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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