2012 Vintage: The Grumpy Cat Spirit

Finally, an animal that accurately represents how I feel during a Monday morning PowerPoint presentation.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

@ICQ_Flower12/22/2008 03:05The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Breakfast_Club_B04/15/2013 19:46Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Star_Wars_Kid02/09/2015 21:13I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Flash_Intro_Hater01/04/2007 03:12Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@GG_WP_9806/03/2002 01:04Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Stick_Death_Fan09/23/1998 23:22Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Hacktivist_Fan11/21/1995 00:59Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Social_Media_G08/13/2002 18:19I’m going to poke you for this joke!