2021 Legacy: The Instagram Kids
Why were lawyers busy in 2021? Filing a 500-page objection to “influencer culture for toddlers.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs &… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Instagram Kids
2021 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Jean Smart? Because being “Marvelous Mrs. Smart” is officially a new genre of television. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2021 “The… Read More »2021 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2020 Archive: Tiger King
Why was the guest of honor wearing a sequined shirt and a mullet? Because 2020 started with Joe Exotic, and we spent the first three… Read More »2020 Archive: Tiger King
2020 Archive: The HAIM “Women in Music Pt. III”
Why the deli? For the sisters proving they were the coolest rock band in California with a record full of sunshine and grit. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The HAIM “Women in Music Pt. III”
2019 Classic: Rebel Wilson’s Double Whammy
Why was she hit for Cats and The Hustle? For proving that “shouting while falling over” is only funny for the first 400 times you do it in… Read More »2019 Classic: Rebel Wilson’s Double Whammy
2019 Archive: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Jeopardy concludes.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
2019 Classic: The Google (Part 13)
She asked Google, “How to assemble a son-in-law that actually works?” Google replied, “I’m sorry, I couldn’t find any ‘Working’ models in your area.” Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The Google (Part 13)
2018 Archive: The Death of Vinnie Paul
Why the Pantera legacy? For the loss of one of metal’s greatest drummers, uniting with his brother Dimebag in the great mosh pit in the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Death of Vinnie Paul
2018 Legacy: The Face ID
Why did the blonde keep making funny faces at her phone? She was trying to “reset” her personality settings. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Face ID
2018 Archive: The 5G Paranoia
Why did the lawyer sue the cell tower? For “unauthorized transmission of billable waves into his private airspace.” Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The 5G Paranoia