2004 Vintage: The 2004

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2004. / 2004 who? / 2,004 knocks and I’m still outside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.109/21/1998 08:37Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/29/2003 07:24Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Walter_Sobchak03/05/1996 09:45Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@He_Man_Power08/05/2000 05:49I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@GG_WP_9805/16/2012 07:34Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Ultima_Online_V03/25/1999 10:29Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?