2003 Classic: The Black-Eyed Peas – “Elephunk”

Why was the party “Started”? Because will.i.am said so, and we all had to get “Retarded” (in the 2003 slang sense of the word).

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Geocities_Builder05/19/2007 06:08I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Napster_Leech12/29/2007 01:16Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Malware_Hunter12/25/2006 21:27Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Nu_Metal_Kid09/25/2001 20:02I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Pedro_For_Pres09/17/2006 04:32Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Keyboard_Cat_P11/11/1996 13:23Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Jackie_Chan_Wut10/14/2015 17:45My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Mobile_Web_0101/07/2010 22:40Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!