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2016 Classic: The Pokémon GO Sanctuary Raid

The youth pastor spending the first ten minutes of the Sunday service begging teenagers to step away from the baptismal font because a rare virtual pocket monster spawned right next to the holy water.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Degauss11/29/2006 19:37BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Bluetooth_Bot11/07/1998 16:44Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Emule_Donkey07/25/2013 13:07Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/27/2006 12:06I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Homestar_Runner12/12/2006 04:12That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Llamas_With_Hats03/07/2003 05:05Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Mobile_Web_0103/15/2013 14:32Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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