Why was everyone wearing cardboard glasses? Because the sun and moon did a crossover episode, and for a few minutes, we all stopped tweeting to look at the sky and realize how small we actually are.
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
The future is laughing at us.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I should make a game about this joke.
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