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2017 Classic: The Total Solar Eclipse (USA)

 Why was everyone wearing cardboard glasses? Because the sun and moon did a crossover episode, and for a few minutes, we all stopped tweeting to look at the sky and realize how small we actually are.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid10/29/1996 13:59Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Blockbuster_Refugee04/05/2001 16:54Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@The_Mask_Smokin07/21/1998 02:11P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@C++_Dev_9812/30/2008 23:35I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F05/04/2011 11:17The future is laughing at us.
@Nyan_Cat_Space05/29/1995 14:24Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Flash_Game_Dev09/21/1995 00:20I should make a game about this joke.
@Salad_Fingers_F01/30/2014 19:17I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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