2009 Classic: The District 9 Jibe

“There are aliens in the garden!” “Those aren’t aliens, Dave. Those are just the relatives you invited for the BBQ and didn’t tell me about.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »

Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »

In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »

In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »

A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »

In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »

@SpiderMan_Peter03/30/1997 10:05My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Coffee_Addict06/20/2001 16:06404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Magic_SchoolBus02/27/2014 04:23Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Gremlins_Gizmo07/29/1998 07:42Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@No_Way_Jose02/18/2006 22:16No way! That’s too much!