2001 Archive: The Font
I’m a designer. I’m just “Times New Roman-tic.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Eminem & Elton Duet
Why was it the biggest moment of the night? Because Elton John is the only person on Earth who can hold a rapper’s hand and… Read More »2001 Archive: The Eminem & Elton Duet
2000 Classic: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain how to use this DVD player once I’m inside! Part of the 55… Read More »2000 Classic: The Alex
2000 Archive: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so wide I can’t see the TV from the next room. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Archive: The Hat
2000 Legacy: The 2000 MLB All-Star Game
Why was Derek Jeter the MVP? Because in 2000, it was legally required for everything to go right for the New York Yankees. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The 2000 MLB All-Star Game
2000 Classic: The New Jersey Devils Stanley Cup
Why was the “Trap” back? Because they won the Cup by frustrating every offensive player in the league until they just wanted to go home.… Read More »2000 Classic: The New Jersey Devils Stanley Cup
2000 Classic: *The NSYNC “No Strings Attached” Record
Why the puppets? Because Justin Timberlake and the boys sold 2.4 million copies in 7 days, setting a record that seemed unbeatable until the internet… Read More »2000 Classic: *The NSYNC “No Strings Attached” Record
1999 Archive: The Laptop Weight
Why did 1999 lawyers have back pain? From carrying a “portable” computer that weighed as much as a small child. Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »1999 Archive: The Laptop Weight
1998 Archive: Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It”
Why was the holiday party so energetic? Because even Grandma was trying to get “jiggy” while passing the mashed potatoes. Part of the 34 Christmas… Read More »1998 Archive: Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It”
1998 Legacy: The Brick Mobile Placement
A wealthy church trustee carefully setting his enormous, heavy cellular phone right on the hymnal rack so the entire row knows he is a critical… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Brick Mobile Placement