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2000 Legacy: The 2000 MLB All-Star Game

Why was Derek Jeter the MVP? Because in 2000, it was legally required for everything to go right for the New York Yankees.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Billiards Break
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9606/19/1997 19:48What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@QuickTime_Viewer05/12/2000 05:44Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Britney_Spears_Fan11/28/2004 20:23Oops, I laughed again!
@Zoolander_Derek10/06/2000 06:27What is this? A joke for ants?
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo08/28/1996 10:21Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/14/2001 17:03Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Bernie_Mittens02/06/1996 07:22I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/31/2002 20:44All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Metacrawler_X09/03/2015 01:36Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@About_Dot_Com06/04/1995 01:11The human guide to online humor.

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