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2000 Classic: The New Jersey Devils Stanley Cup

Why was the “Trap” back? Because they won the Cup by frustrating every offensive player in the league until they just wanted to go home.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_0105/23/2010 13:09Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Modem_Meltdown11/14/1997 21:47My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@AOL_Instant_Msg06/29/2013 15:17I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@BitTorrent_0110/08/2015 08:54Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance02/13/2008 20:36Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Champ_Kind_Wham12/23/2006 07:17WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

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