Why was there a tiny color screen at the bottom? Because they wanted to fight the Kindle by adding a second screen that did… almost nothing.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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Not bad. Not bad at all.