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2009 Vintage: The Launch of the Barnes & Noble Nook

 Why was there a tiny color screen at the bottom? Because they wanted to fight the Kindle by adding a second screen that did… almost nothing.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9909/04/2002 20:23Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@BBS_Veteran09/21/2004 11:04Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Broadband_Newbie01/16/2014 04:49Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Rewritable_CD04/30/2011 20:23I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Friday_Rebecca04/15/1995 18:09Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/02/2001 13:28I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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@Not_Bad_Obama01/26/1998 04:24Not bad. Not bad at all.

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