Why the puppets? Because Justin Timberlake and the boys sold 2.4 million copies in 7 days, setting a record that seemed unbeatable until the internet killed physical sales.
Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2000 “Survival, Nu-Metal & The Britney Domination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Ariana Grande “eternal sunshine”
Why Jim Carrey? An album inspired by Eternal Sunshine of the Spot...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 1996 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so "brat"? The world spent the year drinkin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jack White “Electric Blues”
Why the return to the riffs? For Jack proving that a fuzzy guitar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tame Impala “Interstellar”
Why the 5-year gap? For Kevin Parker releasing an album that fina...read more »
2024 Legacy: The GloRilla “Glorious”
Why "TGIF"? The energy made Memphis rap the official soundtrack o...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twenty One Pilots “Clancy”
Why end the story? The grand finale of the "Dema" saga satisfied ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Nick Cave “Wild God”
Why so joyful? The legend found light after years of darkness in ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tyler, The Creator “The Next Persona”
Why the mask? For Tyler reinventing himself again, this time as a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Vampire Weekend “Only God Was Above Us”
Why the subway? A return to NYC chaos proved indie-rock still has...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Paramore “Grammy Year”
Why the independence? For the band proving they are better, tight...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fred Again.. “Actual Life 4”
Why the field recordings? For the man who turned a recording of a...read more »
2024 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Radical Optimism”
Why the pool? An album that promised "psychedelia" delivered a so...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Coldplay “Moon Music”
Why the eco-vinyl? The band still wants to save the world while c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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