2006 Archive: The “Poseidon” Sink
Why was the remake hit? For proving that even with a giant wave, a movie can still be completely dry. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Poseidon” Sink
2006 Archive: The Enron Verdicts
Why did the CEOs finally go to jail? To prove that in 2006, “Accounting Excellence” was finally being redefined as “Not Committing Felony Fraud.” Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The Enron Verdicts
2006 Classic: The Debut of “Borat”
Why was it “Very Nice!”? Because Sacha Baron Cohen made a movie so awkward that we all started talking in a fake Kazakh accent and… Read More »2006 Classic: The Debut of “Borat”
2003 Classic: The “Breathe” Blu Cantrell & Sean Paul
Why was the 4th so “Dutty”? Because Sean Paul was on every single track, whether he was invited or not. Part of the 38 Fourth… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Breathe” Blu Cantrell & Sean Paul
2003 Classic: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
Why was the salesman crying? He accidentally flipped the “Wireless Off” switch and thought his career was over. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
2002 Classic: The SimCity 4 Player
One, but the power lines aren’t connected to that zone yet. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Classic: The SimCity 4 Player
2002 Vintage: The 12-Star Flag
Why were Europeans confused by the Euro coins? Because every country had their own “heads” side, making “unified currency” look like a very expensive game… Read More »2002 Vintage: The 12-Star Flag
2002 Vintage: The Calendar
I’m a planner. I’m just “dating” my puns. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Shoe
I’m a foot. I’m just “sole-ful.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Font
I’m a designer. I’m just “Times New Roman-tic.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified