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2006 Archive: The “Poseidon” Sink

 Why was the remake hit? For proving that even with a giant wave, a movie can still be completely dry.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tripod_Member06/06/2009 18:19Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Thundercats_Ho12/19/2002 23:43Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Chain_Mail_Hater05/19/2002 16:43I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Badger_Badger_M01/23/1999 19:42Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Mondo_Media_X11/20/2011 12:04Top tier web animation humor!
@Selfie_King_0511/15/2008 07:53Taking a photo of me laughing!
@Podcast_Listener06/20/2011 17:16I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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