Why was the gravy boat so terrifying? Because scientists finally captured an image of a black hole, and Dad claimed the center of his gravy bowl was the only thing in the universe with more gravitational pull.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
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