2002 Vintage: The Calendar

I’m a planner. I’m just “dating” my puns.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

@Donny_V_ShutUp02/03/2005 16:23Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Cow_And_Chicken04/22/2007 06:06Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Overly_Attached05/11/2012 11:44I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/04/2006 19:27My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Flickr_User_0405/28/2011 10:03A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Pwnage_King04/08/2000 16:22Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Hat_Tip_Sir03/11/2012 19:31M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Slow_Clap_Guy09/20/2004 09:36...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!