I’m a foot. I’m just “sole-ful.”
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Very nice! Great success!
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