Why were Europeans confused by the Euro coins? Because every country had their own “heads” side, making “unified currency” look like a very expensive game of Pokemon cards.
Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
The highest note of humor!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
The history of humor in one post.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.