I’m a designer. I’m just “Times New Roman-tic.”
Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.