2011 Classic: The Anesthesia 2
“I’m going under.” “See you in the next ‘Update’!” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Classic: The Anesthesia 2
2010 Classic: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t see the finish line, it’s because you’re not running fast enough to ignite the air!” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2010 Classic: The Gym Teacher
2010 Vintage: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the comments. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Launch of the Barnes & Noble Nook
Why was there a tiny color screen at the bottom? Because they wanted to fight the Kindle by adding a second screen that did… almost… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Launch of the Barnes & Noble Nook
2009 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “socially acceptable” or just “filling.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Restaurant
2008 Legacy: The Pineapple Express Part 2
“I feel like I’m floating.” “That’s not the weed, Kevin. That’s just the feeling of your house value drifting away.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Pineapple Express Part 2
2007 Legacy: The Red Bull
“I can hear the future!” “Is it quiet? Because you aren’t.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Red Bull
2007 Archive: Rock Band
Why was the house louder than a stadium? Because Rock Band came out, and now the family didn’t just have a plastic guitar—they had a plastic drum… Read More »2007 Archive: Rock Band
2006 Vintage: The Brave Broom
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Twitter Launch
“I’m micro-blogging my life!” “What does that mean?” “It means I tell the world I’m eating a sandwich in 140 characters or less, so they can ignore… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Twitter Launch