Why was the house louder than a stadium? Because Rock Band came out, and now the family didn’t just have a plastic guitar—they had a plastic drum kit and a microphone for Mom to scream “Sway” into.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.