2019 Legacy: The First Photo of a Black Hole
Why was the gravy boat so terrifying? Because scientists finally captured an image of a black hole, and Dad claimed the center of his gravy… Read More »2019 Legacy: The First Photo of a Black Hole
2018 Legacy: The World Cup 2018
Why was the German tourist so quiet? Because the defending champions went home early, and he didn’t want to talk about “7-1” anymore. Part of… Read More »2018 Legacy: The World Cup 2018
2018 Legacy: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about ‘The Algorithm’.” “Does it affect my surgery?” “Only if it doesn’t think you’re worth showing.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Stress 2
2018 Archive: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Buffer
2017 Vintage: The Mean Tweets Skit
Why did the actors read them? To prove that even if you have an Oscar, the internet still thinks your forehead is too big. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Mean Tweets Skit
2017 Classic: The Cardi B Fan
“I don’t dance now, I make money moves… and light bulb moves.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin… Read More »2017 Classic: The Cardi B Fan
2016 Legacy: The Pokémon GO Exodus
I just saw three hundred people sprinting through a public park at midnight because a virtual Charizard appeared near a fountain. 2016 is the year… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Pokémon GO Exodus
2015 Legacy: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2015 energy. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The “Big Data” Buzzword
Why did we have a meeting about a spreadsheet? Because the manager called it “Leveraging Big Data Metrics” instead of “Looking at Numbers.” Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Big Data” Buzzword
2014 Archive: The Theory of Everything
I told her I’ve solved the mystery of the universe. She said, “Solve the mystery of where the TV remote went.” Part of the 60… Read More »2014 Archive: The Theory of Everything