2022 Classic: The FTX Collapse
“My digital coins are gone!” “In 2022, we learned that ‘Bankrupt’ is the same in 8-bit as it is in real life.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2022 Classic: The FTX Collapse
2022 Archive: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into short-form video. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The “Promising Young Woman” Style
Why did Emerald Fennell win Screenplay? To show that a pastel-colored revenge thriller is the only way to make a 2021 audience feel both stylish… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Promising Young Woman” Style
2021 Legacy: The Hannah Waddingham Joy
Why the loudest win? Because her shriek of joy was reportedly heard all the way in Richmond where they film Ted Lasso. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Hannah Waddingham Joy
2021 Classic: The Hybrid Overload
Why did the math teacher look so completely lost? Because he spent twenty minutes writing a complex calculus equation on the actual blackboard, completely forgetting… Read More »2021 Classic: The Hybrid Overload
2020 Classic: The “Head & Heart” Joel Corry
MNEK’s voice is the only thing keeping me motivated on my living room treadmill. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Head & Heart” Joel Corry
2020 Legacy: The “Tactical” Beard (Medical Waiver)
Why did the beards come back? Because “I can’t shave because of skin irritation caused by the mask” became the most successful tactical excuse in… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Tactical” Beard (Medical Waiver)
2020 Vintage: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the top half of my outfit. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Disney+ Soul
“What makes life worth living?” “In 2020? High-speed internet and a functional delivery app. Everything else is secondary.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New… Read More »2020 Archive: The Disney+ Soul
2019 Legacy: The Rosalía (Global Takeover)
Why “Con Altura”? For the Spanish star proving that flamenco-trap was the only language the world needed to speak in 2019. Part of the 42… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Rosalía (Global Takeover)