Why was the German tourist so quiet? Because the defending champions went home early, and he didn’t want to talk about “7-1” anymore.
Part of the 46 Travel Jokes: The 2018 “Snap & Floss” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Vintage: The AI Luggage Tag
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2025 Classic: The Driverless Taxi
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2025 Legacy: The Neuralink Flight
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Gate
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In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »
2025 Classic: The Meta-Tourism
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