“You’re stressed about ‘The Algorithm’.” “Does it affect my surgery?” “Only if it doesn’t think you’re worth showing.”
Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
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The Weight Loss Secret
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Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
That was intense... and funny!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Found this on the deep end of the net.