“I feel like I’m floating.” “That’s not the weed, Kevin. That’s just the feeling of your house value drifting away.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.