A wealthy church trustee carefully setting his enormous, heavy cellular phone right on the hymnal rack so the entire row knows he is a critical contact for local business emergencies.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
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2025 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
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35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
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39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Biometric Tithe Traffic
A massive bottleneck forming in the main center aisle during the ...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
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2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The highest note of humor!
Tapping my way to a good mood.