Why the bees? For the moment Tyler ditched the shock-rap for beautiful, soulful production and raw honesty. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2017 Classic: The Tyler, The Creator “Flower Boy”
They don’t change the bulb; they just fall in love with the creature living in the dark plumbing. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Shape of Water Fan
I went to the ER for a “Spinner-related laceration.” The nurse sighed and said, “You’re the fifth person today. We’re officially opening a ‘Fidget Wing’… Read More »2017 Archive: The Spinner Injury
Why was he “feelings like a rockstar”? Because in 2017, face tattoos and auto-tune became the official uniform for everyone dominating the charts. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: Post Malone (Rockstar)
“I need a date for the wedding!” “Why not your wife?” “Because she’s the one who made the guest list and she specifically left me off ‘by… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
Why “Alright”? Because it became the anthem of a movement, and Kendrick Lamar became the voice of a generation. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2016 Archive: Best Rap Performance
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2015 Classic: The iPhone 6 Siri Prayer Failure
Why did the EPA catch VW cheating on emissions? Because the engineers were so good at “creative accounting” they managed to make a car that… Read More »2015 Vintage: Volkswagen “Dieselgate”
Why did a man jump the White House fence and get all the way to the East Room? Because in 2014, the “Elite Security Detail”… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Secret Service” Intrusions
“You have ‘Selfie Wrist’.” “Is it serious?” “Only if you keep trying to get that perfect angle while holding a 12-ounce latte.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Diagnosis
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