2013 Classic: The Diagnosis

“You have ‘Selfie Wrist’.” “Is it serious?” “Only if you keep trying to get that perfect angle while holding a 12-ounce latte.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/14/2010 02:07I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Heathers_Winona08/19/2009 12:11Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Get_Flash_Player03/31/2007 22:40Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@ODP_Editor_9904/12/2003 05:08Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Fred_Channel_0603/02/1997 05:59HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@I_See_What_You01/03/2002 01:04I see what you did there. Clever!