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1999 Legacy: The American Pie Pact

 Every teenage boy in 1999 is now terrified of warm pastries and awkward conversations with their dad.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original06/19/2010 17:40Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
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