2013 Classic: The Diagnosis
“You have ‘Selfie Wrist’.” “Is it serious?” “Only if you keep trying to get that perfect angle while holding a 12-ounce latte.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Diagnosis
2013 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Jaden and Will Smith? For proving that some family projects should stay at home. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie… Read More »2013 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
2012 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Abbott
2012 Classic: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new Mayan leaf. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The “Lights” Ellie Goulding
The official song of every strobe-light-filled dance floor in 2012. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Sandra Bullock Presenter Bit
Why did she speak German? To remind everyone that she’s the only person in the room who can win an Oscar, a Razzie, and a… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Sandra Bullock Presenter Bit
2011 Vintage: The Instagram Filter
Why did the lawyer use “Toaster”? To make his boring trial look “warm and inviting.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Instagram Filter
2011 Legacy: The “Combat Camera” 4K
Why the upgrade? To see the “Dust of History” in more pixels than the human eye can handle. Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Combat Camera” 4K
2011 Legacy: The Drive Toothpick
Ryan Gosling said ten words in two hours, wore a satin jacket, and now I want to be a getaway driver. Part of the 64… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Drive Toothpick
2010 Legacy: The Microsoft Kinect
Why was this a hit? Because now politicians could wave their arms at the TV not just during speeches, but while playing virtual bowling in… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Microsoft Kinect