2011 Legacy: The Drive Toothpick

Ryan Gosling said ten words in two hours, wore a satin jacket, and now I want to be a getaway driver.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

He sampled J-Kwon from 2004 and turned it into a country-pop hit...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

@Full_House_Michelle05/30/2005 08:04You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Dark_Knight_Joker08/01/2001 10:55Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Steve-O_Wild03/04/1996 17:46Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@DragonBall_Z_G07/23/2001 17:53His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Flashdance_What08/15/2010 03:11What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Baxter_The_Dog05/17/2007 19:57Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan11/25/2000 14:44Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Woman_Yelling_C02/18/2011 06:42The cat is just sitting there laughing!