Why the upgrade? To see the “Dust of History” in more pixels than the human eye can handle.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Vibe
Why was it the "Year of the Swarm"? Because we realized that the ...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
In 2003, the military proved it could conquer a country in three ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »
2024 Legacy: The MRE "Pizza" (2024 Patch)
Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "6G" Tactical Network
Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Transformation" of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
Why only drones? To prove that a Marine’s "Aggression" can be per...read more »
37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
This is why we need the internet.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
The magic man... is laughing!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Classic. Simply classic.