2012 Legacy: The “Lights” Ellie Goulding

The official song of every strobe-light-filled dance floor in 2012.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

@GameBoy_Color02/19/2000 05:12Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Matrix_Rebel11/10/2015 16:01I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Green_Day_Fan10/13/2010 18:57Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Dodgeball_Pat01/15/1997 03:00If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Philosoraptor_X02/22/2000 08:57If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@CompuServe_Classic01/22/2009 16:52Premium humor for premium members.