1999 Classic: The Internship
Why was the intern happy? He was told he wouldn’t have to work on New Year’s… if he finished the 2,000-page filing by 11:59 PM.… Read More »1999 Classic: The Internship
1999 Archive: The Heineken
A guy orders a Heineken and says, “The green bottle matches my night-vision goggles.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… Read More »1999 Archive: The Heineken
1999 Legacy: The American Pie Pact
Every teenage boy in 1999 is now terrified of warm pastries and awkward conversations with their dad. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The American Pie Pact
1998 Archive: The iMac’s Missing Floppy Drive
Why was everyone panicked? Because Apple removed the floppy drive, and we all thought, “How am I supposed to save my 1MB Word document now?… Read More »1998 Archive: The iMac’s Missing Floppy Drive
1997 Archive: The Plastic Sofa Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s vinyl-wrapped living room couch in August and leaving a layer of fabric and skin behind with a loud… Read More »1997 Archive: The Plastic Sofa Adhesive Effect
1997 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman? Because their chemistry was like mixing Tabasco sauce with blue hair dye—painful and confusing. Part of the 35… Read More »1997 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
1995 Archive: The O.J. Simpson Verdict
Why was every office in America silent on October 3rd? Because 150 million people were watching a TV screen, proving that “True Crime” was the… Read More »1995 Archive: The O.J. Simpson Verdict
1995 Vintage: The Neighbor
My neighbor asked if my mother-in-law was staying long. I told him “Only until the police arrived.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Neighbor
1995 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, YOU’RE a poo! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Europe
1995 Classic: The Best Reggae Album
Why did Bunny Wailer win? To keep the Marley spirit alive in the middle of the Los Angeles glitter. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Best Reggae Album