Why Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman? Because their chemistry was like mixing Tabasco sauce with blue hair dye—painful and confusing.
Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Indiana Jones" Subtitle
Why was it called The Dial of... Still Beating a Dead Horse? Bec...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition
In 2006, the 27th Razzie Awards celebrated a year where Hollywood...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most importan...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Batman v Superman & Political Punchlines” Edition
In 2016, the 37th Razzie Awards faced a clash of titans—both in t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I see you... laughing!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Deal with it. This is gold.