1999 Archive: The Heineken

A guy orders a Heineken and says, “The green bottle matches my night-vision goggles.”

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@Myspace_Tom07/24/2003 02:03I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Twister_Chaser11/02/1999 02:00A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Saved_By_The_Bell11/24/2005 17:03I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Binary_Boy01/21/1997 18:0301001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Llamas_With_Hats08/24/1995 22:09Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!