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1995 Vintage: The Neighbor

 My neighbor asked if my mother-in-law was staying long. I told him “Only until the police arrived.”

Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord11/10/2006 04:41Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Simpson_Quotes01/23/1998 12:36D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Forrest_Gump_Running02/25/1996 17:46Laughing is as laughing does.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/01/1999 14:24I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@E_T_Phone_Home04/27/2012 11:36E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Karate_Kid_Wax03/21/2011 07:53Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Better_Off_Dead09/29/2005 00:18I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Bad_Luck_Brian06/09/2004 22:44Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Success_Kid_Win07/21/2003 20:35Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Salt_Bae_Original07/11/2005 01:13Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

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