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1998 Archive: The iMac’s Missing Floppy Drive

 Why was everyone panicked? Because Apple removed the floppy drive, and we all thought, “How am I supposed to save my 1MB Word document now? Magic?”

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy08/14/2011 16:18Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@ChatRoom_Queen05/08/1999 12:26A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
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