Why did the lawyer use “Toaster”? To make his boring trial look “warm and inviting.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
A wild laugh appeared!