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2011 Vintage: The Instagram Filter

 Why did the lawyer use “Toaster”? To make his boring trial look “warm and inviting.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom01/31/1999 09:19I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Terminator_T80012/24/1995 16:04I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Agent_Smith_0111/02/2015 12:23It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Snatch_Mickey08/06/2002 16:04Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Tay_Zonday_Fan12/28/1995 02:05Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Safari_Surfer09/06/1996 04:36A wild laugh appeared!

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