2012 Classic: The Leaf

I’m “turning” over a new Mayan leaf.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Tamagotchi_Dad12/21/1999 20:54Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Shrek_Donkey08/14/2006 09:11And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Zoolander_Derek09/04/2014 16:23What is this? A joke for ants?

@Dancing_Baby_9609/14/2012 13:32Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Success_Kid_Win02/09/1996 02:56Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@GG_WP_9804/04/2009 21:04Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Arthas_Fan_0212/04/2010 08:51Succeeding you, father... in laughing!